ElShaddai Edwards has tagged me with the Weird Worship meme, in which I am supposed to come up with five worship songs with strange, perplexing, or otherwise – well, weird lyrics. My peeps know I’m highly critical of worship songs in general, but this has been more difficult than I thought to come up with songs whose lyrics I might characterize as “weird”, as opposed to simply badly written, wrong-focused, or theologically errant, or which there are a host of songs I might mention. But here I go…
1) His Banner over Me – Kevin Prosch
He brought me to His banqueting table
Yes, He brought me to His banqueting table
And His banner over me is love
I am my beloved’s and He is mine
Yes, I am my beloved’s and He is mine
And His banner over me is love
Now, what’s the problem with that? It’s taken directly from the Bible (Song of Solomon 2:4), right? Well, I was always struck with how obscure the concept of a “banner over me” was – I mean, what the heck does that mean? I heard some explanations (e.g. one site has the following explanation: “Like a banner on a wall or a public proclamation, the king makes it clear to all that he delights in this woman. He publicly flatters her, making it clear that she is his. He is beginning to introduce her as his beloved, making the likely prospects of marriage clear to others.”), but they all seemed suspicious. Then I found out that what we have with “banner” is increasingly recognized as a mistranslation of an obscure Hebrew root. Thomas Constable notes that, based on the comparison of a cognate Akkadian root and comparative ANE literature, scholars are being convinced that the word “banner” really shouldn’t appear here at all; rather, the phrase should read something more along the lines of “His wish regarding me was lovemaking” or “His intentions were to make love.” This alternative translation has been adopted but toned down in the NET Bible and the NRSV (so, e.g. the NRSV: “his intention toward me was love.”). So in other words, we have the Beloved and the Lover in a public setting (the banqueting hall) and the Lover can’t stop looking at her with desire and in anticipation of their being alone. [I will not even address the possibility, sometimes argued, that the “banner over me” imagery refers to a particular sexual posture.]
I’m not one who accepts the allegorization of the Song of Solomon to the relation between Christ and the Church, but even if we recognize that there is some sense of intimacy between Christ and His bride that it analogous to a sexual relationship (or vice versa), it certainly strikes me as “weird” to think about my relationship with God in terms so explicitly sexual/sensual. I mean, who wouldn’t blanch at a similar song built around the verse in which the Lover relates his pleasure at the specifically female aspects of her anatomy? Yeesh.
[On a related note, ElShaddai’s blog unknowingly converged with this subject in as post called Love and lust: Seerveld and the Song of Songs).]
2) Your Love is Extravagant – Darrell Evans
In the same vein, this is a song that has recently been blacklisted from the worship set at our church at the request of three women independently. Given the context of the previous song, I trust you’ll be able to see what made these ladies (godly, chaste, and virtuous all three) so uncomfortable:
Your love is extravagant
Your friendship, it is intimate
I find I’m moving to the rhythms of your grace
your fragrance is intoxicating in the secret place
Your love is extravagant
Spread wide in the arms of Christ . . .
3) Days of Elijah- Robin Mark
(I know this is a favorite, and I hope you’ll forgive me if you love this song and I step on your toes here.) This one always struck me as odd. I mean, it’s catchy, and it has more biblical imagery than most worship choruses nowadays, but strangely enough, that’s the problem. The point of the song is that we are in the end time (dispensationalist futurists await the coming of Elijah before the eschaton; besides, just look at the chorus!), a stance which I as a preterist have problems with, but the jumbling together of unrelated texts/people/events in salvation history that we see in this song should make you scratch your head no matter your eschatological persuasion.
Are these the days of Elijah? Jesus made it crystal clear that the Elijah that was to come before the great and terrible day of the Lord as prophesied in Malachi had already come before Jesus began His ministry, in the person of John the Baptist! Where do we see any – any – Scriptural indication that there’s going to be another Elijah before the great and terrible day of the Lord?
Are these the days of His servant Moses, righteousness being restored? For that matter, what does righteousness restored have to do with Moses? If the Scriptures can mean anything, they mean nothing.
Are we the voices in the desert crying, “Prepare ye the way of the Lord”? No – that was John the Baptist again. We can water down that expression to mean any gospel presentation, and that twist of the Scripture’s intent would have been slightly more acceptable, but clearly the original meaning is what is being implied, namely the heralding the coming of Messiah. How do I know this? Look at the next line:
“Behold He comes riding on the clouds, shining like the sun at the trumpet call . . .” Here we get into pure nonsense from a preterist perspective. Jesus was clear in Matthew 24 that this was to happen before THAT generation was to pass away; Scripture gives no evidence that it was supposed to be something that happened then and happened again 2,000 year later. Oh, and it wasn’t ever supposed to conjure thoughts of a cloud-surfing entrance to the world in style that people would get ecstatic about, because the “coming on the clouds” aspect of His coming was the aspect of judgment (cf. Isaiah 19:1), which isn’t the thing we should be smiling and clapping over. For more on that, see my fifth choice below.
4) God of Earth and Outer Space – Thad Roberts
My friend Leah found this one in the Baptist Hymnal. Never sang it, though.
God of earth and outer space, God of love and God of grace
Bless the astronauts who fly, As they soar beyond the sky
God who flung the stars in space, God who set the sun ablaze,
Fling the spacecraft thro the air, Let man know your presence there.
God of atmosphere and air, God of life and planets bare,
Use man’s courage and his skill As he seeks your holy will.
God of depth and God of height, God of darkness, God of light,
As man walks in outer space, Teach him how to walk in grace.
God of man’s exploring mind, God of wisdom, God of time,
Launch us from complacency To a world in need of thee.
God of power, God of might, God of rockets firing bright.
Hearts ignite and thrust within, Love for Christ to share with men.
No comment necessary on this one, folks.
5) The Spirit of the Sovereign Lord – Andy Park
Now, I don’t want to make a big issue of this song, especially as it is quoted almost verbatim from Isaiah 61:1-2. But since I had to come up with a fifth song, and I just heard this one recently, I thought I’d point out something that I think is weird about it. The chorus simply repeats,
This is the year of the favor of the Lord
This is the day of the vengeance of our God
Definitely stands out as unique in the modern worship repertoire – or even the older hymns, for that matter. How often do we purpose to sing of vengeance and judgment, common misunderstandings of apocalyptic imagery notwithstanding (see song 3 above)? Here again, my eschatology has the execution of that order of business as a first-century event, following on the heels of the fulfillment of the “favorable year” aspect that Jesus indisputably confirmed in His Own day in Luke 4:18-19. I find it hard to believe that the vengeance aspect of the time mentioned in Isaiah 61:2 was to be put off for some two millennia, but that’s just the preterist in me speaking.
All right, the last order of business is to pass this meme on to five more people. Do with it as you like, guys. First, since he’s usually a good sport about these sorts of things, is Josh. Next victim is Mike Beidler because 1) I know nothing of his views on worship music and 2) maybe I can goad him into updating his blog. Heather, you like lists and are a natural critic – what’s your five? Next, the dynamic music libraries (and sisters) known as Saige and the aforementioned Leah, who are not without opinions on these matters, and who are due more blog posts (although Leah had two – count ’em – two posts this week! That brings her average up to .0002 a month now). Do with this what you will, guys. Remember that you don’t have to be critical per se, but just point out some lyrics the Church sings that strike you as weird, strange, or outright bizarre, even if you don’t have a problem with the song as a whole.Tagged with: Worship